k r i s a n d r o

I am quite ready for marriage at this point in time and I realize that the only thing that is holding me back is the lack of a big fat account in my bank or a big fat paycheck at the end of every month. I am now running the risk of hitting the big 30 and the losing the chance of marrying my awesome girlfriend that is KuKuNehNeh.

It does worry me as my 2 biggest crippling flaws I have is the inability to save and the ability to procrastinate.

“Why scrimp and save a million dollars and die a millionaire?”

“Why do it today when I can do it tomorrow?”

 

The only times when I go against my innate flaws are when the situation becomes less of me and more of someone else. And in this case, wanting to get married is as much of a want to KKNN as it is to me. As big as her desire to bear Eurasian kids, she has expressed willingness to bear children with me and run the potential of having kids with small eyes, huge eyebags and fat noses. See how wonderful that woman is?

 

And so, I shall move out of my comfort zone and strive to earn enough money to make this marriage happen soon.

Hmmm…. Maybe I’ll start tomorrow…

KuKuNehNeh had her birthday on the 10th of April which happened to fall on Good Friday and she had no idea of what was in store for her.

The plan was to have this blog post to go live at 12 midnight on her birthday to tell her that I am bring her to a stay at Sentosa Resort & Spa but she promptly fell asleep 30 minutes before her birthday. So much for plans. WAHAHAHAHAAA!

We were greeted by the very friendly staff at the Sentosa Resort & Spa and we brought to our deluxe room.

 

We headed for the beach station for the Luge but the weather didn’t make any exceptions for us on her birthday and it rained not long after we had a quick lunch of delicious but pricey 9″ hotdogs and crispy fries at a beach bar near the beach station. Thinking that the Luge isn’t a very good choice right after the rain, we made plans for the Segway Eco Ride + Fun Ride and it was so much fun!

 

The Segway is tons of fun! It’s pretty easy to get the hang of using the Segway and not before long, we were zipping by the crowds at Sentosa and getting quite a lot of attention as we manoeuvre across pathways, roads and sand. KuKuNehNeh was a little stiff at 1st but she thoroughly enjoyed the ride. Just a tip for those who intend to try the Segway out at Sentosa. Don’t just pay for the Fun Ride. It’s a good course for beginners to try out the Segway but it’s quite boring compared to the Eco Ride where you will get to go to cruise on the Segway to Tanjong Beach or Siloso Beach with one of their friendly staffs. Do ask the staff to unlock the speed restriction when you are comfortable as the Segway can go up to 20km/hr and it makes it even more exciting.

The day whizzed by very quickly and we retreated back to our room in the evening but I still had one more surprise left for her.

The doorbell rang unexpectedly at 10pm as I actually left prior instructions for champagne and a cake to be brought up and she was absolutely caught unaware. Nothing beats seeing the surprised look on her face as she is the kind who digs information out you if she ever smelt a surprise coming.

She was absolutely hilarious after downing a couple of glasses of champagne as I caught her dozing off a few times while we were watching a movie; at one time with a half filled champagne glass held in her hands.

I hope that she enjoyed her 25th Birthday as much as I enjoyed planning for it!

I probably got the flu virus from KuKuNehNeh on Monday as I am having the same symptoms right now.

My nose is runny with tons of mucus and phlegm. It also doesn’t help that I have the inability to cough phlegm out at all. I am always in awe of the neighbourhood uncles who can expel all that phlegm in one spit by doing those awesome moves that involve snorts with disturbing sound effects that end with a “PUIIIII~!!!”.

What I end up doing – involuntarily, if I may add – is expelling green gooey phlegm from my nose when I try to blow out the mucus. I know, I know, you peeps are probably thinking how disgusting is that but let me ask you this…

If you had to kiss me, would you prefer if I was clearing my green, gooey, disgusting phlegm through my nose or my mouth?

I rest my case.