Never Travel With Krisandro and KuKuNehNeh!
The scenario is simple. The Boyfriend works at Aljunied. The Girlfriend works at Bugis. The plan was to meet up and travel together to Jurong East via the MRT and take a bus to Jurong West to have dinner at the Boyfriends place.
Simple isn’t it?
Most would have the Boyfriend travel along the East West(EW) line from Aljunied and have the Girlfriend hop on at Bugis and travel together to Jurong East MRT.
But not so simple for the dynamic duo of Krisandro and KuKuNehNeh (KKNN).
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Through email during office hours
Me: “Dear! Meet at City Hall MRT at the last cabin okay?”
KKNN: “Okay!”
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After work at City Hall MRT
(I alighted the train and saw KKNN siting at the marble bench.)
Me: “Hello Dear!”
*Smooch*
KKNN: “Wah. This train so crowded. Let’s wait for the next one.”
(A few mins later….)
“This train stops at Yishun leh.”
“Yah.. then wait for the next train lor.”
(A few more mins later….)
“EH! This train also stops at YISHUN leh! So wierd.”
“Hungry liao! Just go on it first lar!”
(We board the train)
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A minute after we board the train
KKNN: “EH DEAR!”
Me: “What?”
“We are going Jurong East right? Why are we on the North South(NS) Line?
“EH! YA HOR!”
“WAH LAU! Why YOU SO KUKU!“
“WAH LAU! YOU ALSO WHAT!”
“Nevermind, we drop at Dhoby Ghaut and go back to the EW Line.”
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At City Hall MRT…….again.
KKNN: “Hungry already lar!”
Me: “Eh! Why we alight here ah? Opposite is the EW line lar. But it goes to Pasir Ris. We should have alighted at Raffles Place.”
KKNN: “WAH LAU! WHY YOU NEVER TELL ME!”
“WAH LAU! I DID WHAT!!!”
“HUNGRY LEH!”
“Aiya, I bring you around walk walk mah… Lets walk upstairs to catch the westbound train.”
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At Jurong East…Finally.
KKNN: “HUNGRY DEY! WANT TO FAINT ALREADY!!!”
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A simple Aljunied–> Bugis–> Jurong East trip turned into a Aljunied–> City Hall–> Dhoby Ghaut–> City Hall–> City Hall B1–> Jurong East.
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Do not, I repeat… DO NOT travel with Krisandro and KuKuNehNeh.
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June 9th, 2008 at 4:48 am
Hmm… this situation reminds me of erm, myself, hahahaa.
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June 9th, 2008 at 9:33 am
The two of you very strange. Cannot meet at Bugis meh?
June 9th, 2008 at 9:40 am
wahaha u 2 failed ur topo skill. time for a refreshment cours
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June 9th, 2008 at 9:53 am
LOL
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June 9th, 2008 at 11:17 am
I did told him to meet BUGIS before lor!!!
bleah~~~
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June 9th, 2008 at 11:45 am
Lol you know what you should have done? Drop at Dhoby, then take NEL to Outram and then the EW line. You would have taken all 3 lines in a day!
June 9th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
The “Jurong East” direction is confusing alot of people.
June 9th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
LOL! This is hilarious! I think if the Circle line would have been completed earlier, you both would have taken that line too!
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June 9th, 2008 at 10:54 pm
Both of you are really ku ku lor… Either meet at Aljunied (for chance to have seats or space to stand) or Bugis okay right? Besides do both of you take train frequently? If not maybe this ku ku-ness can be pardoned…. *lol*
June 10th, 2008 at 12:31 am
To ALL> Actually, it’s all mindset lar.. WHY? Because KKNN lives in AMK and we would usually meet at City Hall to take the NS line to get there…
So… tt day, we were engrossed in our conversation tt our bodies just ran on its ‘pre-programmed route’
LOL
June 11th, 2008 at 8:32 am
Think you’re just FOE… (remember what does it means? =P)
June 13th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
haha.. this is the lesson.. learn to travel with the right person.. what a complicated journey you guys had.. haha..
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June 15th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
Ting> Eh.. I don’t rmb wad is FOE leh..
huifen> Yah. In this case, TWO wrongs DON’T make a right.