Why I Shouldn’t Order Food When Dazed…
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I was at Sentosa today with Ruifang’s family today. Unfortunately, there is no pics of her or me in a bikini. I know you guys are dying to see me in one. “See liao will puke blood and die“
After spending half a day in the sweltering sun, my brain gets wonky and such. If you are wondering why do I need to explain for being dazed. Well…….
I was at a Halal Beef noodle store, operated by Muslims wearing Tudongs.
Remember these key words, Halal, Beef, Muslim and Tudong.
Ruifang: “Auntie! Two beef kway teow soups”
Malay Auntie: “Okay! Eating here?”
Me: “Yes!”
(After a while, she grabs a piece of meat with a tweezer and shows it to me.)
Auntie: “Want stomach?”
Me: “Pig stomach?”
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RIGHT AFTER I said that, my mind realized that this is a HALAL store, they serve BEEF and I can SEE MUSLIMS wearing TUDONGS cooking the food.
Paiseh to the MAX 
What is wrong with me? All the sun’s fault!
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April 7th, 2008 at 12:48 am
did the auntie had a funny reaction after that?
April 7th, 2008 at 2:16 am
eh…. I think she didn’t hear me say “pig stomach?”
Heng ah… almost started racial war in Sg
April 7th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
Maybe the auntie was too engrossed with looking at you in your bikini that she didn’t hear what you said.
April 7th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Miss Loi: yeah! i did see her check out my cleavage!
April 7th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
eeks. poor auntie puke blood and die already.