The Day My Girlfriend Went Missing
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On the day that we celebrated our 8th month-sery, I met up with Ruifang at her workplace. You guys know how many women are like. Decide yourself on a place to eat and she will say that you are a dictator and you don’t ask for her views. Ask her to think of a place for dinner and she will think until it’s breakfast the next day. So, one of the best ways to minimize the mentioned situations is to think of two or three choices and ask her to choose one.
TADA!
Time is cut short because there is only a few choices. She after deciding, gets smug and happy, thinking that she made the choice. You, even happier, knowing that you made the choices in the 1st place.
You are happy, she is happy = *wink wink*
Now that I revealed my trick, I am so dead. You guys better appreciate my teachings.
Anyway, my her choice was Lai Lai Family Restaurant at Liang Seah Street. It was the first time *blush* for us at the restaurant. We ordered the Beef Noodle Soup set meals which came with a side dish and bubble tea. I would have said, “Oh! When the bowl was set on my table, I was able to SMELL the lack of 5 specks of pepper in my soup and Ruifang’s soup is boiled for 3 minutes and 21 seconds too long!”
But alas, I am no food expert. I can only say. Not nice leh.
Anyway, if you didn’t know. Ruifang looks like this below.
Funky eh? Got style one okay.
While waiting for our food to arrive, I presented her with the postcard I designed.
She was so touched till she wept openly and said that I am the best thing since sliced bread and dedicated her undying love to me.
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I looked away for a moment and turned around to find……
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She did not speak and I babbled away.
“WHO ARE YOU?”
“WHERE’S MY GIRLFRIEND?”
“I DUNCH SPEAK KOREAN!”
“ER…. KARM SUM HA ME TA????”
“ARGHHHH!! GO AWAY LEH!!!!”
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And then she stared at me for the longest one minute of my life and……..
She smiled……
Me:”AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
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In case you are still reading this and you are gullible enough to believe me; This entry is fictitious from the line that reads ‘She was so touched till she wept openly and……
I am sorry that I wasted 5 mins of your life.
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!
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