Stop looking like Lao Fu Zi!!!
Ruifang and I were at Bugis Junction and I saw Peggy Heng. Ruifang might think otherwise, but I think she is pretty! Anyway, before I digress further, this topic of “Stop looking like Lao Fu Zi!!!” came about when Ruifang noticed a couple sitting behind me.
Ruifang: “Dear! Dear! At my one o’clock, there is a very young couple lor!”
Me: “And then?”
“They VERY YOUNG lor! Especially the guy. I think he is 14 only! You pretend to turn around and look at the food now!”
(I catch a quick glance at them while lousily pretending to look at the food banners)
“WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! The guy look like Lao Fu Zi (老夫子）!!!”
“Yah! And he damn horny lor! Keep kissing the girl! And when they girl cough, he pretend to pat on her chest but actually, he is touching her boobs!”
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If you ask me, hardly ANYBODY look good in ANY kind of mustache. Dark skinned people might carry them well but for fair-skinned ones, especially asians, DON’T.
The presumably 14 yr old kid that we saw falls typically into the category of young male teens not realizing that they are starting to grow hair in places that they don’t notice. If hair grows in their pubic region, of course they notice. That and boobs are all they notice at that age.
The problem is that their facial hair doesn’t sprout overnight like you hairy adults. The STRANDS of hair will appear above the upper lip and somehow, NOBODY teaches them to shave.
Which will make them look somewhat like this.
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Let me illustrate my point further.
Edison Chen
Some might say, “HE WHERE GOT HANDSOME?” But, this guy has bedded more celebrities than you ever will.
What if I doodled a bit of teen mustache on him?
WAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH!!!!!
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Takeshi Kaneshiro
Regarded to many as the epitome of Asian male beauty.
What if I doodled a bit of teen mustache on him?
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Oh wait…. Actually, he still looks handsome.
Point is, shave if you can’t grow a full mustache!
But then again, if you can grow a full mustache, don’t grow one like him below.
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