k r i s a n d r o

I am suffering from low energy in the daytime and since there is no way for me to try the interesting sleeping shedules out, I guess I have to try and achieve 7 hours of continuous sleep a day. Some people can survive with as little as 4 hrs of sleep a day and still manage to be alert for the rest of the 20 hrs but I am totally not that kind. I think even if I get 8 hrs, I think my energy levels will still lose to many. I am like a overused lithium battery that drains out energy like no other.

It also doesn’t help that I have a permanent ‘sleepy face’. My face looks so sleepy even at my most alert moments that one would think that I have just finished a marathon and had sex for 12 hours with a sperm whale.

(Image from here)

I often get questions of, “Why you so tired/sleepy/shagged?”.

“MY FACE LIKE THAT ONE LEH!”

How bad it is when one who looks tired is REALLY tired? I probably look like a walking dead.

So! From now on, I shall impose a rule on myself for workdays. I shall sleep at 12am everyday! So if you guys spot me loitering around in the streets or online, SMACK MY BUTT!

I got inspiration for this post from Wishbone who tagged me with a post called ’5 Scaries for Kids’. I never respond to tags but I shall blog about my greatest fear as a child.

I thought for sometime about what fears I had as a child and I almost couldn’t think of any. Not that I am fearless but I conquered my fears whenever I had any as a child. I was once afraid of heights but I forced myself to look down over ledges whenever I could. I was afraid of the dark and ghosts but I made myself walk through the kitchen and to the toilet in darkness. I am trying to recall the mentality that I had that made me want to conquer those fears. I think I was influenced by all the comics I read when I was young and a lot of them had a hero who faced their weaknesses and came out stronger.

Every Hero has their weaknesses…. and bad wardrobe days.

So in a way, the hundreds of dollars I’ve spent as a child on comic books didn’t go to waste after all! There was lessons to be learnt in between the pages of over-sized boobies found on female manga characters!

There was one fear that I couldn’t get rid of and it probably will stick with me throughout my life. The fear of death. Not mine but of people whom I care about.

It’s kinda dark for a child to think of such things but I was like that as a child. I would ponder about the meaning of life and my imaginative mind will somehow imagine scenarios if loved ones like my mother died. These moments will usually come in the dead of the night before I go to sleep and tears will stream down my face as my mind plays out the scenario. Kinda wimpy for a boy but I get so involved in those imaginations to the point where it seems so real.

I breakdown whenever I attend a funeral and see someone in tears. I just feel so sorry for the people who have to live with the absence of their loved ones.

It’s the Hungry Ghost Festival (HGF) again! I always wanted the gahmen to acknowledge it as a public holiday. If the Chinese New Year can get us 2 days of holidays, the month long HGF should give us around 3 to 5 days worth of holidays! WOOO HOOOOOOO!

The most intriguing part about the HGF is the burning of offerings for the ghosts. I don’t know about China or the Chinese in other countries but here in Singapore, our ghosts get stuffs like tons of money, gold ingots, clothing, hand-phones, makeup, houses, luxury cars with chauffeurs and MORE money. If all these really work, most of the ghosts get tons and and tons of money! But the thing is, if every ghost gets around $172,527,192,027,000 every time someone burns hell notes for them, the stuffs in hell are probably bloody expensive.

A can of coke costs about $1.20 here but in hell, it probably costs about $1,200,000.

How does a ghost receive the money anyway? Is there a ghost bank that will magically store the money into the accounts of the ghosts? Or will the money just appear right in front of them? If it does? How do they go about keeping the money?

Won’t you like to know?

Yes! krisandro.com is finally moving! Not to www.krisandrolovesporn.com but to a new webhost! The current host that I am on is really too slow and the support is lacking.

To ensure that the transition is smoother, I won’t be updating this blog for a few days!

So you all can just erm… visit some other sites and er….

REMEMBER TO COME BACK!!!!

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