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It might not be the number one thing that I hate about Singaporeans but it certainly ranks WAY UP there. For those who frequently….. Hmmm….. Let me rephrase that. For those who EVER taken an MRT before, there is a 99.99999% probability that you will encounter the following scenario.

If you are IN the MRT cabin before the doors open at the station, you will start to see humans through the glass panels blocking 66.666666% of the possible width of the doorway. And once the doors open, and faster than you can say “I Love Edison Chen’s Scandal”, these humans will start to POUR IN faster than you can GO OUT.

These strange humans can’t logically come to a conclusion that it is better to actually let the passengers move OUT of the train first so that that is space for people to GO IN. But these illogical strange humans have very good skills too! They have super processing skills and fast reflexes. In the space of a couple of seconds, they can do the following;

1) Scan for corner seats.

2) Conclude if the seat will be affected by the sun.

3) Check if the seat is dirty or too warm.

4) Sit down.

5) “CHOP” seats for their mother, father, brother, sister, friend, friend’s sister, friend’s sister’s friend.

6) Turn on their “Super-Eye-Filter” so that they cannot see all the old people and pregnant ladies.

7) Act like they have been seating on the seats since the MRT left the dock and MRT just gave the rights of the seats to them.

“Gracious society”? Right……

Anyway, the picture below is why I think Singaporeans act this way.

Singaporeans LOVEEEEEEEEE their MRT seats too much…..

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NewScientist.com posted a study on the elusive G spot by a group of Italian researchers. After doing vaginal ultrasound scans on 20 women (of which 9 claimed that they experience vaginal orgasms and the remaining 11 that said they didn’t), scan results show that that the 9 women had thicker tissue in the urethrovaginal space.

You-WHAT-THE-WHAT Space??? LOL.

Anyway, the study builds further on the notion that most women do not have a G spot. And according to some studies, only 30% of women ever have orgasms during sex.

So ladies! Do not fret if your guy or *ahem* toy doesn’t give you vaginal orgasms. You might not have a G spot after all. Just stick to the clitoral ones.

And if your guy can’t even find your clit?

Well……. Use the methods below recommended by Krisandro. Results not guaranteed.

“Hey babe! Where did you say your clit was again? Lemme just mark it down on my map…..”

“Hey babe! How about you go for a shower 1st eh? I need to refer to my bookmarks…..”

“Hey babe! You wouldn’t believe this great idea I had when I saw this cucumber!!!”

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I took this picture in early February 2007 and forgot to blog about it but here it is…….

This cute bear never had a problem hitting his partner’s G-spot.

It’s been a year since I saw this hook from a popular brand at a supermarket and I wonder if I am the only one who finds this design a little too provocative.

“Daddy, DADDY!”

“What is it my dear?”

“Can you buy me this hook for my bedroom?”

(Dad looks at the hook)

“OH MY……….”

“Daddy PLEAAAAAAASE!!! It’s so cute! The hook looks so HARD & STRONG! It is also CURVED! I am sure it can hold my Hello Kitties very well~~~”

(Dad faints….)

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According to the DailyMail, a minister made a proposition to sterilize young teenage girls around the age of 12 – 17 years of age in an attempt to bring down the teenage pregnancy rate.

Excerpt below:

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Teenage girls, she said, could be steered towards what is described as “long-term contraception”.

This is now possible thanks to the development of contraceptive jabs and implants which can last up to five years.

In other words, there is a way of effectively sterilising girls for a lengthy period of time.

At what age? Well, doesn’t 12 until 17 sound rather sensible?

This would have the advantage of bringing down the teenage pregnancy rate, so high in this country it makes us a disgrace among the nations – the worst offenders in Europe

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Wow! Sterilized teenage girls!

Say goodbye to protected sex! Say hello to STDs!

Say goodbye to Durex! Say hello to KY Jelly!

Seriously, if teenage girls at that age have any worry on the consequences of sex, it would NOT be about STDs. It would be about pregnancy! Take away the possibility of them getting pregnant and let’s see your teenage daughters turn into private pornstars…

Sources: curlywurlybooboo.com, DailyMail