So much for a hiatus! But I did say that it will a short one! Anyway, the most popular post(s) for my blog will have to be the Kristy^ series. It has been shared/replicated in many blogs and forums and also nominated for the Ping Awards as ‘Most Entertaining Post’. With this post, Kristy^ will make ‘her’ 3rd and final appearance!
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WAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA!!!!
When I first came across the S’pore Blog Awards 2008 by omy.sg, I was very interested in joining. Being such a n00b in the blogosphere, I wanted to see if people like to read the rubbish I spew on this digital space of mine. And it wouldn’t hurt if I would miraculously win it to get the top prize of a laptop!
A LAPTOP! Imagine what I can do with a LAPTOP! I COULD SAVE THE WORLD!
Well, not really lar….. But, It will be nice to be able to surf pR0n on the go.
I was all ready to enter my details in the competition when I thought I should checkout omy.sg to see what kind of traffic the website gets.
This is what I found…
Chinese…
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CHINESE…
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MORE CHINESE…
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AND EVEN MORE CHINESE!!!!!!
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I have nothing against people who like Chinese websites but I thought that my blog is much catered to English reading people. My Chinese is REALLY BAD and the ONLY post where I attempted to type in Chinese was this.
When I was in secondary school, I hated my mother tongue (Chinese) so much that I would purposely infuriate my Chinese teachers till the point that they gave up on me. During spelling lessons, I would just nap or doodle stuffs in the answer booklet. During exams, I would fill in my name, tikam the MCQ and leave the rest blank.
I got an F9 during a mock exam and it was a surprise when my teacher announced my results…
Teacher: “You got an E8.”
Me: “E8????”
“Yes. Do you wish to retake the paper?”
“NO!”
“Why? YOU GOT AN E8!!!”
“ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I won’t be that lucky the next time leh!”
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I probably got lucky at tikam-ing the MCQ on that paper.
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After much thought on it, I decided to just try my luck at the Blog awards under the “Most Entertaining Blog” category. I wanted very much to submit the “Kristy in #Cybersex” posts as it is quite popular, but I decided to submit more ‘toned down’ ones.
#1. I Was Once Molested Before… (People like to read leh… you pervs! 
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#2. Singaporeans Love MRT Seats (It is a topic close to Singaporean hearts)
#3. Some Questions Are Better Asked In English (To cater to the chinese reading community)
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Lets see if I even make it by the 1st round!
For all those netizens who are around my age, I am sure you all remember the good old days where we use ICQ and mIRC to socialize. ICQ is used to keep known friends but unfortunately, the former popular application has now turned into a toothpaste.
As for mIRC, it’s where the fun is! For the people who don’t know what it is, it’s an Internet Relay Chat client which allows users to connect to various servers around the world and chat with all sorts of people in various channels(Chatrooms).
One of the most interesting channels that every person had to go in for at least once would be #Cybersex. Of course it didn’t take me long for me to figure out that 98% of the people in that chatroom are actually guys and the remaining 2% of the girls are too busy trying to fend off the desperate guys.
What you may NOT KNOW about the 98% of the guys is that a small percentage of them visits the channel impersonating as females to make fun of you horny men. Like me.
Below are the screenshots of some of the conversations in #Cybersex with me pretending to be a girl called “Kristy”.
(Click on image to enlarge)
so im definitely going to get one hurray! yeah i’ll go... |
