10 Better Things You Can Do Than Watching Twilight: New Moon
10 Better Things You Can Do With 130 Minutes Than Watching Twilight: New Moon
- Watch paint dry.
- Twiddle your thumbs.
- Count the number of seconds in 130 mins. All 7800 seconds.
- Masturbate till you get sores.
- Stand outside any ticketing counter and watch trailers.
- Hunt for vampires.
- Attempt to lick your elbows.
- Attempt to bite your own neck.
- Get a crowd to watch you try to bite your own neck.
- Anything else other than watching Twilight: New Moon.
The only time I ever detested a movie at the cinema this much was when I fell asleep watching Nim’s Island. And frankly, I will actually rate Twilight much lower than Nim’s Island.
Bad acting. Horrible plot. The director might as well have just asked the good looking cast to stand around half naked for 130 minutes and do nothing but stare at the cameras. It would still have been a great movie for those who liked it.
Please save your money and don’t pay to watch Twilight: New Moon please. Don’t even waste time watching it even if it is free.
You have been warned.
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November 30th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
Aww, cam on ;p Not like Transformers were any better – to be honest the director should have just let Megan Fox frolic around the screen playing with toy robots, and would be sufficiently nuff without the nonsense plot ;D And yet, Transformers do not get half the bad press and hating Twilight does
November 30th, 2009 at 5:50 pm
I hate new moon
November 30th, 2009 at 6:20 pm
May i have the permission to say to everyone who has watched it and hated it…
I TOLD U SO!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
And if you didn’t hate it, you are most likely: female, below 21 yrs, a Twilight fan gurl with a real desire to be bitten by a vampire that preferably looks like that dude in Twilight who is actually NOT that good looking.
and please, Kris. i don’t want to see him naked. at all. urgh.
November 30th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
ROFL on no. 4! Wahahahahaha!!
Not a fan of vampires except True Blood! I want season 2!
December 1st, 2009 at 3:13 pm
oh dude..hilarious man..I love the ‘How it should have ended’ poster..wahahh!!
December 1st, 2009 at 3:25 pm
i dont get the how it shd’ve ended poster..
December 2nd, 2009 at 12:21 am
Bella is too boring and Edward is too creepy, srsly.
And yes, True Blood is my favourite too! Season 2 is already out. Claudia, you can search on Google
I’m waiting for Season 3. It’s been like forever!
December 31st, 2009 at 1:24 am
TWILIGHT IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO THIS WORLD.
December 31st, 2009 at 1:30 am
I would prefer to let everyone on a forum know how much i dislike twighlight than to watch the actual movie. Oh i know the girl above me and she’s crazy.
December 31st, 2009 at 1:37 am
*TWILIGHT* sorry i spelt the name wrong in my first post
March 7th, 2010 at 4:07 am
I adore Twilight! I can’t wait for Twilight Eclipse! I’m so in love with Taylor Lautner, lol.
I still find that the first film was better, but New Moon definitely wins in eye candy lol
August 1st, 2010 at 3:46 am
C’mon, it’s not thaaaat bad. No one claims that it is fine cinema, but the Twilight movies do deliver some cheap entertainment to the masses. No different from any other big, dumb blockbuster, really.
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