More Gross Than Funny

was asking over in Plurk yesterday for people to tell her something funny and I don’t know why but I immediately thought about this incident I had when I was young. Be warned though. After recounting it, I realize it’s more gross than funny. So if you are having dinner right now, go finish it and have it digested before reading the rest of this entry.

I was about 13-14 years-old back then and I was leaving my friend’s place in my neighbourhood when I realized that I had a tummy ache. Not wanting to go back to his place to borrow the toilet and potentially render his toilet and house hazardous, I attempted to make my way to the lift landing to get down to a coffee shop or my home which was about 10mins walk away.

I barely made my way up the stairs to the floor of the lift when I couldn’t hold it in any more. I’m sure you guys have such moments before. The urge to release is so great that your rectal muscles can do little to hold it in. The release was imminent and hurriedly climbed to the higher floor where it’s quieter and released the contents of my stomach troubles right into my underwear.

oh shit

Scanning the surroundings quickly for any possible eye witnesses, I quickly removed the terribly stained underwear and it didn’t take long for the devil in me to decide the next course of action.

I left the ‘package’ on the floor and quickly scurried home.

To the residents living at Jurong West Blk 4XX in 1994-1995…. I was young and inconsiderate. I’m sorry. :P


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Tags: inconsiderate, , shit, stomachache

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13 Responses to “More Gross Than Funny”

  • Darran Says:
    May 7th, 2009 at 4:50 pm

    Coincidentally, I had almost the same experience but when I was 10 (I think). I wanted to release it after my swim, but not wanting to use the dirty hawker center toilets. I decided on my comfy home toilet. And just as I was about to enter the toilet at home, it just came out.

    WAHAHAHAHA

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