Green, Gooey, Disgusting Phlegm

I probably got the flu virus from KuKuNehNeh on Monday as I am having the same symptoms right now.

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My nose is runny with tons of mucus and phlegm. It also doesn’t help that I have the inability to cough phlegm out at all. I am always in awe of the neighbourhood uncles who can expel all that phlegm in one spit by doing those awesome moves that involve snorts with disturbing sound effects that end with a “PUIIIII~!!!”.

What I end up doing – involuntarily, if I may add – is expelling green gooey phlegm from my nose when I try to blow out the mucus. I know, I know, you peeps are probably thinking how disgusting is that but let me ask you this…

If you had to kiss me, would you prefer if I was clearing my green, gooey, disgusting phlegm through my nose or my mouth?

I rest my case.


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