Lizards! Stop Dying Through Me Damnit!
Many moons ago, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling extremely thirsty and feeling the need to suck on a straw that leads to a freezing cold drink. I walked groggily to the kitchen in the dark, feeling quite confident that I won’t stub my toe into a wall or my dog, and headed for the fridge. As I approached one of the greatest invention of all time, the underside of my right foot rolled over something that seemed very much like a rubber band. 2 minutes into waking up had my brain telling my foot to roll over the ‘rubber band’ a few more times just to make sure that it is one. It did feel like one and I stooped and picked it up to find out that it was a…
…Baby LIZARD!!! (a very deformed baby lizard after all that rolling)
And yesterday, as I was walking KuKuNehNeh home, I had another run-in with a lizard. As I walked up the stairs near a bus stop in Ang Mo Kio, a pair of lizards dropped from the ceiling with a loud ‘TWACK’ like a pair of wooden sticks. Of all places that they had to fall, they fell right below my landing foot. One escaped in the nick of time but one ended under a good 70-80% of my weight. The lizard was huge! I could actually feel it’s body crushing under my thick dress shoes and seeing it’s bodily fluids ooze out right after I crush it wasn’t helping either.
Let’s do this together.
EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwww~~!!!!!
I was probably a mosquito in my last life and had 251 members of my clan eaten by a hungry lizard but I FORGIVE YOU LIZARDS. STOP DYING THROUGH ME DAMNIT!
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amb3r Says:
W. Says:
March 19th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
hahhaha
EEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!
and i hate lizards!
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March 19th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
> I think most people hate em. But I think that they are fine. They help to eat pests like mosquitos!