“Brudder, Will You Take Long in the Toilet Anot?”
It was a gloomy evening when I was at a McDonald’s outlet in Ang Mo Kio waiting for KuKuNehNeh. Feeling the need to shit after eating my fries, I went to the toilet and there was only one cubicle for ‘big business’ and I occupied it. After a few mins of creaming the toilet bowl with the processed contents of my previous meals, I heard footsteps approaching my cubicle, followed by a knock on my cubicle door.
“Brudder (Brother)!!! You will take long anot?”
Having the shock of having someone talk to me while moving my bowels in a public place had me holding in the shit that I was about to excrete.
“Errr… Give me a few more mins please.”, I answered him.
Only a few seconds of silence passed before an irritating sound filled the washroomand reached my ears. The guy outside was drumming his fingers impatiently on the hollow sounding plastic soap dispenser. I had no mood to finish what I started and opened the door to find the young man looking at me in the eye and he said, “Thanks Brudder!”
I know he was probably very urgent but how I wish that I shook his hand in response before washing my hands in the basin.
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so im definitely going to get one hurray! yeah i’ll go...
September 4th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
Wah, excrete also must have mood one ah?
BTW did you erm… wipe and wear your pants before opening the door?
September 4th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
You’re gross. Who blogs about their toilet experiences? = =
Kyms last blog post..2.5 Weeks Without Mum
September 4th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
lol kris is da best
September 5th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
hendri> Of course! A good dump needs a good ambiance!
Kym> WHo? Ermmmm. ME?
|c3^sNoW> *bows*