Girl, 17, Wants Nice and Cute Girls to ‘Go Stead’ with Her BF

There is one girl who goes by the name of Chong Si Qing Mabel in wholivesnearyou.com(WLNY) that got me very curious after irritating the hell out of me on the live chat.

Mabel, who is 17, looks like this. (Only one pic of her in her profile)

mabel chong

I could write about how ‘interesting’ young girls or even guys like to take pictures this way but it might be a 500 word essay littered with “LOLs” and “WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAs”.

Mabel started a forum thread in WLNY with this title,

“For Nice And Cute Girls Only.. Anyone Can Acompany My Bf?”

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mabel wlny post1

A few other members start to ask what are her reasons for promoting her bf and she replied with…

mabel wlny post3

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Sometime before that, she also posted a link to her bf’s peekture.

mabel wlny post2

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Introducing, Mabel Chong’s BF!!!

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mabels bf

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So, to summarize, a 17 year old girl named Chong Si Qing Mabel from Jurong West feels that she is not worthy for her “not bad” looking boyfriend who is nice to her. She has no time for him and feels sorry and so she wants a nice and cute girl to “stead” with him to take care of him.

If I was 12, I would have thought that she was the nicest girl I’ve ever heard of. Who the hell would give up a nice and “not bad” looking bf away and promote the ‘giveaway’ at a public forum.

Too bad that I am a decade older than her and my friends think that Mabel might actually be that guy you see above, setting up a female account and promoting himself in a third person’s point of view. If so, this guy is kinda clever!

What do you guys think?

Let’s all give the benefit of the doubt to Mabel shall we. Maybe there are such nice 17 year olds around after all. Let’s all help her achieve her goal of finding a nice and cute girl for the poor bf. Tell all your friends and relatives that there is a free bf being given out in Jurong West. Visit the forums in WLNY for more info.

I shall leave you guys with a cute peekture of me.

krisandro puke

*PUKE AT SELF*

I think Mabel Chong wins.

WAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


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32 Responses to “Girl, 17, Wants Nice and Cute Girls to ‘Go Stead’ with Her BF”

  • dingo Says:

    *looks at last pic*

    wah kaoz my eyes!!!!!! DETTOL! GIB MEEEEE DETTOL!!! ARGHHHHH!!!! IT BURNSSSS!

    *Arhem*

    Actually i kinda believe that some xmms are capable of doing kum gong stuffs like this. But then again, your scenario seems quite believable. ah well.

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  • uzyn Says:

    LOL. This post just made my day!
    Hahaha you’re funny lah, Kris.

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  • Ting Says:

    I was thinking she’s just gulity consicous or she simply don’t want her bf anymore thus giving away free bf… Or if not, probably the bf is highly possesive but Mr nice guy and she can’t wait to get rid of him to go out dating with other guys?

    Your self pic really made me LOL! My husband laughed as well! Ha ha! But really, you could be right about the imposter too!

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  • khiam Says:

    WAH…..MY EYE………MY EYE……..I AM BLIND……..

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  • Daryl Tay Says:

    Okay this was amusing until your “cute” self picture.

    MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • krisandro Says:

    dingo> *passes dingo the dettol* MAKE SURE YOU USE IT! :D

    uzyn> good eh? rmb to award me with the most crappy award. LP

    Ting> Wah lau.. i haven’t met your hubby and you show him my webby oredi.. Where got face to see him next time?

    khiam> Ki Si lar you. no dettol for u.. stay blind!

    Daryl Tay> Eh… dun bluff… my statistics say that you saved the peekture to your harddrive and used it as a wallpaper… :D

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  • winxp Says:

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Kenny Says:

    ROFL, that was a funny read.

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  • Jiaxin Says:

    Kaoz.. your that self pic.. alamaK!!! pls dun tell ppl you are a freelance photographer?!?!?! LOLZ.. same poses but diff ppl really have diff effects on it.. LOLZ.. Anyway, you post made my day! Hahahaha!!!

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  • nik Says:

    #1 *tio stun by title and the girl’s pic*

    ps: i never @*$&@*( understood why sg girls LOVE to take pics and WHITEN (brighten? dogde tool? -_-) THEM UNTIL LIKE THAT (until like no noses -_-). GHASTLY ALIENISH &#%^#&$&.

    k. soz. excuse the outbreak.

    #2 *tio even more stun by the guy pic*

    #3 *tio state of shock by your personal contribution*

    conclusion: i seriously think it’s bloody immature for a 17 year old. after being stunned/shocked 3 times in a row, i must admit my personal opinions have been perturbed, however, it seems to be something pretty fake.

    anw, when i said i read papers, i meant strait times.

    you rock.

    cont entertainin’ yo.

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  • hendri Says:

    Thanks, I just puked my ayam penyet.

    Anyway, wahahahahah!

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  • Priss Says:

    Pimping your boyfriend away is the most stupid thing I’ve ever heard.

    The girl obviously don’t care for the guy (on the assumption it’s a true story)

    And Kris, sorry to say, your picture is… rather.. disturbing :P

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  • Aileen Says:

    The last pic dont look like u… =X

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  • Jester Says:

    lolx, I think you’re right. it’s probably the same person. the last picture is funny la! hahahaha…

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  • Miss Loi Says:

    Actually the last pic looks like Mabel’s bf, who happens to look like the guy in the ‘About Me’ pic of this blog.

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  • krisandro Says:

    winxp> Noooo what? Nooo more words? Want more pics? Of me? WAHAHA

    Kenny> Wah… i was serious in helping her find a gf for her bf.. how can you laugh.. tsk tsk… :p

    Jiaxin> Good good, laugh more and you’ll recover faster!

    nik> Thank you for the support~ You are not local?

    hendri> Count yourself lucky you saw this AFTER eating the food.. imagine if you SAW it before!

    Priss> Apparently, the “bf” knows about it and called for a confrontation on another lady who was appalled by Mabel’s actions. And yes… my pic is meant to be disturbing… :P

    Aileen> OF COS DON’T LOOK LIKE ME LAR! If look like, I would consider plastic surgery

    Jester> Eh! one vote for the conspiracy theory! But I took down the vote… its not working properly

    Miss Loi> Wah… I tot math makes people smart and all.. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYES MISS LOI???? LOL

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  • eStee Says:

    hahaha…. very creative. I actually think this might be real leh.. the girl promoting her bf. Don’t ask me why, but this is truly possible. Guys got so bohliao one meh???

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  • nicole Says:

    U owe me a new pair of eyes.

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  • vonx Says:

    hahah~ kris… why are u so imaginative? seriusly i didn’t think of it in that scenario! Just felt that e gal is so darn childish… the things youngsters do now-sa-days.. bth… i cant believe any1 wud promote bf machiam classified ads lidat

    n if it wre true tat its all made up by the guy himself, i only gt 1 thing to say to him

    KUDOS! U had me at that one!

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  • Daphne Maia Says:

    waseh.. kris.. dont scare us like that anymore.. really.. the nightmares we get after reading ur blog recently is getting to be quite a serious problem!

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  • Kaili Says:

    funny!

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  • krisandro Says:

    eStee> You’ll nv know. Girls are are bombarded with the usual pickup lines, maybe this ‘guy’ figured out this method to lure the unsuspecting ones.

    nicole> HuH? WHAT?? *pretend to be blind and deaf*

    vonx> Horrible right… But who knows what we did last time when young that had ppl shaking their heads as well.. :P

    Daphne> Alright… I’ll try to give you guys lesser nightmares and more wet dreams.~

    Kaili> tank kew~!

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  • JayWalk Says:

    Eh… this Mabel bf photo and your photo in the about me section, look same same leh……

    It’s you right?

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  • Miss Loi Says:

    JayWalk: Glad to meet another person with great eyesight here :)

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  • krisandro Says:

    JayWalk n Miss Loi> either you two are in cahoots or you two really need a LASIK op… :P

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  • Miccheng Says:

    AHHHHH!!!! MY EYES!!!!!

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  • Secretss Says:

    LOL! That photo! You even replicated everything right down to the brush and the gender symbol! HAHAHAH

    Oh wait, you missed the copyright symbol =P. I doubt she’s 17 lor. Do 17 year olds still take photos like that? And she sounds so NICE. Too nice.

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