Who is Worse? The Woman With The Padded Bra Or Plastic Melons?

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I realize that I might be digging a grave for myself but I just need to let this out. For such a long time now, people especially women, have very strong feelings against plastic surgery. When I say strong feelings, I do mean the negative kind. Like……

“WAH LAU! She confirm plus chop plus guarantee went for plastic surgery lor! Her boobs big like watermelons, her nose look like Michael Jackson’s, her eyes big like Simpson’s and her tummy flat like washing board!”

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Of course the plastic-cised woman is much chio-er than the above, but you do get my point right?

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My message is, it’s a bit wierd to me when the all ‘natural’ woman who spots hair extensions, fake eyelashes, colored lens, powdered nose and padded bra points at a ‘plastic’ woman and says…

“She is so fake lor.”

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Some might argue…

“But, makeup and padded bras are ENHANCEMENTS!”

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So, temporary enhancements are okay while permanent ones are not?

“But, but… there are side effects! Health hazards! Her boobs might burst!”

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Technology improves day by day, what if one day comes when there are no side effects to having melon boobs?

“Er….. just CANNOT LOR! She’s FAKE!”

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I am not encouraging people to go ‘plastic’, but I just feel that we shouldn’t condemn those who do, especially for those women who walk around all day with padded bras and call for a witch hunt on those with explode-able titties.


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